14 Funny Tweets We Are Pleased We Didn’t Scroll Past Today
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14 Funny Tweets We Are Pleased We Didn’t Scroll Past Today
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My Brain when i see Christmas stuff in a store on Oct,1
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#2
Please donate that tiny white plastic table from your pizza delivery to a mouse family in need
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You don't scare me, you're not my husband promising to go camping with another family.
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#4
One good thing about buying a real Christmas Tree every year is not even having to have a conversation about putting it up on October 1st.
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#5
My dog chewed up my dress shoe today, so i'm taking that as a sign that god doesn't want me to work anymore.
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#6
I'm sorry but the idea of voluntarily paying your state government an extra $50 for the 'Don't Tread On Me' license plate will never stop being funny to me
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#7
Uptairs neighbour dropped something very small like a pea or screw
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#8
i love how crickets stfu when you walk by, like oh so yo know you're being annoying as hell
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#9
Why is it that winged insects feel the need to fly around you when they have the whole wide world to explore.
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#10
Someone asked me what my favorite bird is and i panicked and said rotisserie chicken
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#11
Agnostic struggler: i don't know who is giving me their toughest battles
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#12
Buying dinner for my girl call that angel investing
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#13
Is it gaslit or gaslighted? I want this wedding toast to be just right.
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#14
What doesn't kill you makes you eat large amounts of cheese
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